- 0. Krieger Orders Guide
- 1. On a Sunny Morning, I ate Toast and Planted Flowers
- 2. On a Black and Stormy Night, I Buried My Heart in Fire
- 3. In a Decent Hotel, I Found Out What You Are
- 4. Under an Eccentric Knife, I Became Like You
- 5. In a Less than Average Zip-port, I Made my Way to You
- 6. In a Really Nice Gym, I Shot Some Guns, Thinking of You
- 7. In a Dirty Obstacle Course, I Put Up with Your Shit and Captured a Flag
- 8. In a Bitching Hotel, I Ate Pastries and Wrestled a Man with No Penis
- 9. In a Crowded Arena, I Watched Your Shitty Friends Fight
- 10. On a Snowy Morning, I Wrestled a Naked Woman
- 11. I “Get the Band Together”
- 12. Let the Trials Begin!
- 13. In the Back of a Truck, a Bunch of Hands Play Card Games
- 14. In a Shivering Tundra, Hands Tip Hands and Call Bets
- 15. We Follow a Sabretooth Through the Snow
- 16. Hands Pull Triggers and Hands Bleed In The Snow
- 17. Six Months Ago, I Never Would Have Been In Sewer
- 18. In a Surprisingly Clean Sewer, I See Atlas’ Underbelly
- 19. Mechanically, I’m Living, Mentally, I’m Already Dead
- 20. In the Cold, In the Fall, I Get Away From It All
- 21. My Lord is a Damned Comedian
- 22. No, I am Not Fucking Lost
- 23. I Enter Into My Lord’s Kingdom
- 24. In a Surprisingly Nice Lodge, I Contemplate What Doom Lies Ahead
- 25. I Face Down My Lord’s Trials
- 26. Welcome to the Jungle
- 27. I am My Lord’s Hand